When I don't feel like blogging that's when the darkness comes.
"The emptiness just sits there, waiting for nothing, hoping for less. But just out of curiosity, what's for dinner?"
Does anyone know how to get into writing for greeting cards? I think the previous would be a great message inside one for Anti-Valentine's Day. Here are a few more inspired ideas I have:
"Your mistress called. She said she's leaving you for another husband. Happy Anniversary."
"I have the worst headache right now, feels like a damn tumor! By the way, how's the cancer treating you? Get Well."
"As I lay on the front porch, shirtless, shivering, and shit-faced, I am reminded of the day this all began. Happy Birthday, Son."
"Merry Kiss-my-ass."
Okay, now it's time to get in a better space. Click here.
posted by Solomon Wall @ 5:27 PM
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